Character: Boobie

She’s a straight shooting know it all. Problem is she often gets her facts mis-stated. She loves using these “alternative facts” to get the crew into all types of situations.

The cow’s ID # is 800813, branded in a digital pattern on her rear end. It reads like “Boobie”, so that’s what people call her.

Boobie has an embarrassing super power. She can aim her udders and fire a supercharged stream of milk at anything that gets in her way.